Check out some snippets from the weekend crime report from Nov. 2, 2009 in the Findlay, Ohio Courier because these folks really know how to partay!
From the public records of the Findlay Police Department and the Hancock County Sheriff’s Office:
A man and woman engaged in fisticuffs Friday afternoon on Hardin Street while the man was removing some of his possessions from the woman’s home. He caught her finger on a key ring, breaking it, and she bit him.
A woman in the 1300 block of Fishlock Avenue reported Friday that her daughter has been sending her threatening telephone messages while drunk.
A woman called the police early Saturday morning during an argument with her husband after he claimed that the woman’s daughter performed oral sex on him, and the daughter was better at it.
A woman from the 2700 block of Greenacre Drive reported Saturday that her son-in-law was sitting in her car in her driveway sending harassing phone messages to her daughter.
A man was arrested Saturday for stealing Insane Clown Posse shot glasses at Spencer’s Gifts in the Findlay Village Mall.
A man reported early Sunday that a neighbor’s boyfriend knocked on her door while intoxicated and created a disturbance by falling down the stairs. He also made threats to the caller by simulating a gun with his hand. The boyfriend was arrested.
An intoxicated woman passed out in Nino’s Bar on Main Street early Sunday morning. She had vomited everywhere, and other bar patrons got into a fight while trying to help her.
A man reported that his intoxicated ex-girlfriend yelled at him and hit him in the face early Sunday in the 300 block of South Cory Street.
An Arlington man reported Friday that his friend’s ex-boyfriend punched him several times in the side of the face after he and the friend returned from a football game together. The ex-boyfriend was arrested.
You gotta hand it to the folks of Findlay, Ohio because they definitely put the OH! in Ohio…
As Bill Murray said in the movie “Stripes”: “I wanna party with you guys!”
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