Mrs. Woods | In The Driveway | With A Golf Club – Day 4 of TigerGate and Florida State Police still don’t know what caused the infamous Tiger Woods car crash.
Tiger Woods still has not given a statement to police about what happened, so Florida State Police want a search warrant because Mrs. Woods (Elin Nordegren) told different stories of what happened to local police and state troopers.
With a search warrant, police can access his medical records to find out if it was a DUI since Tiger was reportedly on painkillers at the time of the crash.
It looks like Mrs. Woods did it in the driveway with a golf club because both rear seat windows were broken out, but neither of the front windows or the rear window.
Supposedly, Mrs. Woods broke the windows to get her husband out of his Cadillac Escalade after the crash because he was unconcsious and the doors were locked, but why TWO windows?
According to TMZ, Tiger Woods reportedly told a friend that she scratched him after confronting him about rumors he was cheating on her with his mistress Rachel Uchitel.
Tiger then left the house, with Elin following in hot pursuit with a golf club, hitting the car several times as he drove away.
TMZ also shared a supposed phone conversation Tiger Woods had with a friend on Friday, in which he said, “I have to run to Zales to get a ‘Kobe Special.’”
Translation? “A house on a finger,” Tiger reportedly replied, adding that Elin had “gone ghetto” on him about his affair with Rachel Uchitel.
In a statement posted on his website Sunday afternoon, Tiger says, “This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me,” Woods writes, adding somewhat unnecessarily, “I’m human and I’m not perfect.”
And that’s the buzz about the Tiger Woods car crash being caused by Mrs. Woods | In The Driveway | With A Golf Club.
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November 30th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
I thought it was Professor Mustard in the library with a candlestick…
November 30th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Tiger Woods 911 Call
In the 911 call released by the FHP on Sunday, the unidentified neighbor told the dispatcher, “I have a neighbor, he hit the tree. And we came out here just to see what was going on. I see him and he’s laying down.”
The caller did not identify the neighbor as Woods. When asked if the victim was unconscious, the neighbor replied, “Yes,”
Parts of the call were inaudible because of a bad connection. At one point, the voice of a woman is heard yelling, “What happened?”
Yet even the release of the 911 tape and Woods’ statement failed to answer that question and several others.
— Where he was going at that time of the night?
— How did he lose control of his SUV at such a speed that the air bags didn’t deploy?
— Why were both rear windows of the Cadillac Escalade smashed?
— If it was a careless mistake, why not speak to state troopers trying to wrap the investigation?
November 30th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Tiger skips his own golf tournament after car crash
Tiger Woods withdrew Monday from his own golf tournament, citing injuries from a car crash near his Florida home. He said he would not compete again until next year.
Woods said in a statement on his Web site that his injuries prevented him from playing in the Chevron World Challenge. He was scheduled to hold a press conference Tuesday for the tournament, which he hosts annually for a small, invited, field.
“I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this week,” Woods said. “I am certain it will be an outstanding event and I’m very sorry that I can’t be there.”
His decision to withdraw comes after a car crash left him with cuts and bruises when his SUV hit a fire hydrant and a tree early Friday outside his home in a gated Florida golf community. Woods was treated and released at a hospital after the accident, and has not been seen in public since.
By skipping the tournament, Woods will escape having to face TV cameras and a horde of media seeking more details about the smashup.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:02 am
Tiger Woods Car Crash Details
What was Tiger Woods’ condition in the immediate aftermath of his Friday car accident outside his driveway?
Some illuminating new details have emerged from an eyewitness on the scene.
Tiger Woods was lying on the ground unconscious, with a bloody cut on his lower lip, when EMT workers arrived.
The injured 33 year-old was wearing shorts, a t-shirt — and no shoes, which is illegal for drivers in the state of Florida.
EMT workers asked wife Elin Nordegren about her husband’s medications; she quickly retrieved two pill bottles from their house and admitted she didn’t know when he had last taken the pills.
The witness added that Elin was “extremely upset” and was asked to stand back twice while the medical pros worked on Woods.
The couple’s lawyer recently confirmed that they have no plans to speak with Florida Highway Patrol about the incident in question.
Woods released a statement Sunday saying, “the only person responsible for this accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.”
December 1st, 2009 at 10:02 am
Rachel Uchitel Has “Dated” Lots Of Celebs
This isn’t the first time Rachel Uchitel, the New York nightclub manager accused of having an affair with Tiger Woods, has been linked to a celebrity.
She has previously rumored to have romanced married actor David Boreanaz. Her mother has told friends her daughter has dated New York Yankee players Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez.
Uchitel also vacationed in St. Barts with Ryan Seacrest.
The National Enquirer reports that she first met Woods, 33, in June at Manhattan’s Griffin nightclub. They then began having an affair.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:03 am
Rachel Uchitel Blames “Hookers” For Affair Rumors
In a revealing new interview, Rachel Uchitel, the New York club manager accused of having a fling with Tiger Woods, goes off on the affair allegations, insisting that two drug abusing “hookers” made up the story and sold it to the tabloids.
“This is ridiculous. Not a word of it is true,” she tells the New York Post. “I told the [National] Enquirer and Star that it wasn’t true. I told them not only did I have information to disprove the story, but I offered to take a lie-detector test.”
Uchitel — who is reported to have bragged to pals about her fling with Woods, 33 — says an unidentified acquaintance who’s spreading the rumors was allegedly paid $25,000 for her story and is also out for revenge.
“She had a personal reason to make this up,” Uchitel says. “She got herself invited on a trip that I went on [to Europe]. She conducted herself in a manner that was so embarrassing that the trip ended after a day. It was a total nightmare. I saw her again last week in Vegas. I was embarrassed by her behavior. She fell down the stairs at the restaurant because she was so wasted. She’s a train wreck.”
When asked about what her connection with one of the sources is and what happened on the vacation, Uchitel tells the Post: “She was just a roommate of a friend who got invited at the last minute. This guy at the hotel gave her 3,000 euros to go upstairs with him, and then basically got the money back because two minutes into whatever they were doing, she passed out from too many Quaaludes.
“The guy came downstairs and was like, ‘Rachel I don’t know you, but you brought hookers here, and they are not even like hookers? This girl passed out on my bed, it was like gross. Like, who are these people?’
“And I was like, ‘Oh, my God, I am so embarrassed, I am so sorry.’ The whole thing got really weird. “She’s just a total train wreck, this girl….”
Uchitel says the other person involved in spreading the rumors is the unidentified acquaintance’s “wicked little friend,” whom Uchitel claims also “got $25,000″ for the story. The other woman involved “is just looking for a payday because she is a f- – -ing hooker and wants money,” Uchitel says. “She just got a little smart for once and put some things together she could use for a story.”
Uchitel says that because she handles VIP clients at a New York nightclub, the two women “heard me say Tiger’s name a bunch” and “probably misinterpreted” what they heard “because they are on so many drugs and just stupid.”
Says Uchitel, “The whole thing’s a lie. Tiger never told me he loved me. They said they overheard him saying he loved me. It’s just stupid. I’ve never texted or talked to him on the phone….”
Talk of the alleged affair reportedly led to Woods’ one-car accident near his home in Florida early Friday morning. Some reports claim that Woods and wife Elin Nordegren were arguing about the alleged fling just before the crash.
“It’s horrible to Tiger’s family. His wife must feel horrible,” Uchitel says. “The worst part of it, it’s not true.”
December 11th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
How is Santa Claus better than Tiger Woods?
Even Santa stops at three hos!
December 11th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Really great information. I am very happy to I found this site because I think that’s exactly what Elin did. Thanks for giving us informative info.
December 15th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Child Services Investigates Tiger Woods
The Florida Department of Children and Families is investigating the possibility that Tiger Woods and wife Elin Nordegren were involved in a domestic dispute with a weapon, RadarOnline.com is reporting.
According to police dispatch notes obtained exclusively by Radar, DCF attempted to make an in-home visit to the Woods’ residence last weekend, accompanied by the Orange County Sheriff’s Office.
The notes use police code, and reportedly detail a domestic incident that took place in front of their young children involving a weapon, which sources say is a golf club.
DCF asked the Sheriff’s office to assist Friday. Deputies arrived at Woods’ gated community shortly after 3 p.m. and the police involvement was over shortly after 4 p.m. The report noted “negative contact,” although police involvement in the case is closed.
Capt. Angelo Nieves of the Orange County Sheriff’s Department told Radar that his deputies did indeed meet with DCF, but would not share any details of the case.
Shortly after Woods’ mysterious car accident Thanksgiving weekend, reports claimed that Elin Nordegren had attacked her husband with golf clubs over his infidelity.
Woods has admitted to being unfaithful to his wife and has been linked to at least 13 different women.
December 15th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Very nice post. I’m learning more about playing the game of golf from Mrs. Woods, then I’ve ever did from even my own golf instructor. Hope it’s ok that I share this post on Del.Icio.us?
December 16th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
I haven?t read all the comments, so perhaps this has already been remarked upon, however, does it not strike anyone as surprising that Tiger, worth a shitload of money and who is arguably the most recognizable athlete in the world, would drive around in a vehicle that did not have bullet proof glass? (or in this case, 3 iron proof)
December 16th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
If the nosy news paper and televisions people would write about themselves and start telling what their lives consist of the Wood?s could get back to normal status. The newspaper, television, and camera people need to be locked up for writing hearsay and being copy cats.
December 16th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
If the nosy news paper and televisions people would write about themselves and start telling what their lives consist of the Wood?s could get back to normal status. The newspaper, television, and camera people need to be locked up for writing hearsay and being copy cats.
December 18th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Tiger Woods never treated Elin Nordegren like the rest of his blond bimbos and thats why shes upset………
December 19th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
I don?t usually reply to posts but I will in this case. WoW
December 20th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
exemplary work. You have gained a new fan. I hope you can keep up the good work and I eagerly await more of the same excellent posts.
December 21st, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Hit that cheating bastard again for me!!!!!!!!!!
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:16 am
I think it was Miss Scarlett in the bedroom with her coochiepop!
December 22nd, 2009 at 1:53 am
I loved the post! Hope she hits Tiger again right between the legs…
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:33 am
Thanks thanks thanks! I was looking for somebody to have a funny take on Tigergate.Will definitely subscribe and drop a word about the site!Cheers
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Stop hating on Tiger! He has a right to bang just as many hos as he can…
December 23rd, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Thank you for knocking some sense into Tiger!
December 24th, 2009 at 10:38 am
This is getting a bit more subjective, but the interface is colorful, has more flair, and some cool features.
January 25th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Tiger Had Elin Talk To Rachel Uchitel
Tiger Woods’ car crash on Thanksgiving started an avalanche of news stories, but what caused the crash has remained shrouded in secrecy—until now.
Tiger was undone by a text message, two anonymous sources close to Elin Nordegren tell Gerald Posner of the Daily Beast.
Woods had warned Nordegren that the Enquirer story was coming, but he insisted his relationship with Rachel Uchitel was platonic, even having the two talk on the phone to convince her.
But Nordegren remained suspicious.
The next night, Thanksgiving, she and Woods got into an argument, which Woods ended by taking Ambien and going to bed.
Nordegren took his phone and, pretending to be her husband, texted Uchitel.
When Uchitel replied in suitably damning fashion, an enraged Nordegren woke up Woods, first trying to punch him, then chasing him with a golf club.
Woods, still in an Ambien haze, ran barefoot to the car, and promptly crashed it. The rest is history.
March 12th, 2010 at 3:08 am
Do we know which driver or iron she used?
March 13th, 2010 at 7:41 am
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April 9th, 2010 at 12:31 am
I really enjoy the humor in your blog posts. I have been reading several and the information is always on point. Keep up the good work!
April 25th, 2010 at 2:50 am
Given the amount the whole mess cost Tiger, those were some expensive ho!
and he hasn’t even paid off Elin her $300 million yet…
April 25th, 2010 at 3:42 am
nice pic!
April 25th, 2010 at 4:15 am
Love that “It’s in the ho” comment…lol!
April 25th, 2010 at 5:36 am
hehehe
April 25th, 2010 at 7:02 am
and he deserved it!
May 17th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Have you been following the latest on Tiger Woods? Someone said he is getting divorced.
June 7th, 2010 at 11:49 pm
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June 16th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
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July 3rd, 2010 at 5:49 am
Too funny!
July 23rd, 2010 at 12:10 am
After such scandal, Woods remains my idol. It’s a real pleasure to see Tiger on the golf court again.