Top 10 Homer Simpson Quotes – Here are ten of possibly the funniest Homer Simspon quotes ever from The Simpsons.
Of course, any list is subjective, so this one is kept to the ten best short quotes from Homer Simpson:
- “D’oh!”
- “There, there. Shut up, boy.”
- “Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.”
- “Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
- “I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for 10 minutes!”
- “Books are useless! I only ever read one book, ‘To Kill a Mockingbird,’ and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin… but what good does that do me?”
- “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.”
- “Look, all I’m saying is, if these big stars didn’t want people going through their garbage and saying they’re gay, then they shouldn’t have tried to express themselves creatively.”
- “It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”
- “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.”
And that’s the Top 10 Homer Simpson Quotes.
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July 3rd, 2010 at 11:10 pm
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