David Hans Schmidt, the scumbag who tried to blackmail Tom Cruise over his stolen wedding photos, committed suicide because he faced two years in jail. Now there’s a real smart fellow!

David Hans Schmidt

Seems the douchebag known as David Hans Schmidt also tried to blackmail Paris Hilton over her personal diaries and nude photos left forgotten in an LA storage locker.

Phoenix police checked on Schmidt, who was under house arrest, because he had not checked in and a GPS tracker placed on him had not moved. No word on what suicide method was used…

Schmidt, a bottom-feeding publicist, claimed he’d represented Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell) in promoting his sex tape.

Other “clients” included Tonya Harding (kneecapped her Olympic opponent Nancy Kerrigan and now a pro boxer living in a rundown trailer), Jennifer Flowers (early Bill Clinton paramour) and Divine Brown (prostitute caught giving head to Hugh Grant).

Schmidt also tried to peddle supposed Jessica Lynch topless photos while the war hero was still recuperating from her injuries.

I think we can all say good riddance to media scumbag David Hans Schmidt.

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