Lindsay Lohan Sues E-Trade – Stupidest. Lawsuit. Ever. Lindsay “I’m a one-name celebrity” Lohan is suing E-Trade over the milkaholic baby ad because the baby is named Lindsay.
In her lawsuit against E-Trade, Lindsay Lohan wants $50 million in actual damages plus another $50 million in punitive damages, demands the ad be pulled immediately, and wants all copies of the ad given to her attorney to be destroyed.
LOL! Put down the crack pipe Lindsay! You’re a washed up has-been who can’t get a job and you look like a crack whore at age 23.
Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.
“Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Ovadia said.
“They used the name Lindsay,” Ovadia said. “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
In the e-Trade milkaholic ad, a little boy in a highchair is apologizing to his girlfriend via video chat for not calling her the night before.
“And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?” the baby girl asks him suspiciously.
“Lindsay?” the boy replies, just before a baby girl sticks her head into the frame and slurs, “Milk-a-what?”
E-Trade’s advertising agency says they “just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team.”
E-Trade Milkaholic Baby Ad:
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