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You want to be noticed, be popular, attract a throng of admirers, and become a media sensation. That’s a given, so you just have to know how to play the game. Just follow one of seven paths to media stardom.

7 Sinful Ways To Attract Media Attention:

1 - Lust - Dress up, get out & about, and attract a “ho” lot of attention to your bad self. Hey, it worked for the mega untalented Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, right?

2 - Gluttony - Uberblogger Hans Brunschwager became famous by making an absolute pig out of himself. Let it all hang out. Oink your way to the top!

3 - Greed - Channel your inner Donald Trump. You need to be all about the money, even when it’s so not you. Bada bling, bada bling baby!

4 - Sloth - Be all that you can be with a “Who gives a shit?” attitude.

5 - Wrath - Become a media superstar like Ann Coulter or Al Sharpton by adopting a “Don’t mess with me, bitch!” attitude. Earn extra attention by saying nigga and bitch 24×7 about people you don’t like because eventually someone will print your remarks.

6 - Envy - Take a shot at anyone within range of your artillery. Let ‘em know “You are so gonna get what’s coming to you, bitch!” and then give em a broadside or two right upside the head!

7 - Pride - Succeed by knowing and showing you can “out ho” even Paris or Lindsay! It’s easy, it’s fun, and it’s definitely gonna get you noticed.

And there you have it! 7 sinful ways to attract media attention.

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