Multislacking In the News: The latest hip phrase, multislacking or multi-slacking, is hot right now with everyone wanting to know what it takes to be proclaimed a multislacker.

The definition of multislacking: “Doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently, such as surfing the web, sending instant messages, checking MySpace, watching video clips, and generally goofing off as much as you can while doing as little real work as possible.”

Usage: “You can spend your Friday afternoons reviewing spreadsheets and holding conference calls; I’ll be busy multislacking in my cubicle.”
That’s not to say that multislackers don’t know how to get some real work done in upgrading the old office cubicle!
Multi-slacking Coffee Mug:

Multi-slacking: The act (or art) of performing multiple non-productive tasks at once. The best multi-slackers simultaneously can talk on the phone, surf the Web and watch TV.

The Multislackers Motto: “Mediocrity? That’s good enough!”
Multislacker Ideal Job:
Executive toy tester position allowing me to take advantage of my natural alpha pup ability and multi-slacking skills.
And that’s the latest news on multislacking.
Tags: definition, multi slacking, multislacking, slacker
October 15th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
u r such a slacker dude!