Inmates Want A Piece Of Lindsay Lohan – Inmates of a jail where Lindsay Lohan is set to spend up to 90 days have warned of gangs out to attack the starlet, saying “everyone will want a piece of her.”
Lindsay Lohan will move into her new digs at the Lynwood correctional facility in Los Angeles next week.
But instead of wild showbiz parties and a plush double bed to curl up in afterwards, the actress will be locked up for 23 hours a day in a tiny cell with a rock-hard bunk and a single blanket.
Lohan will be facing tough guards and fearsome lesbian gangs desperate to get their hands on her.
Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days’ jail for breaking her probation for a 2007 DUI conviction.
The terrified former child star hired a new lawyer in a last-ditch bid to avoid jail.
And from her future neighbors’ graphic accounts of life inside, it is clear why she is so desperate to wriggle out of her sentence.
Tamara Haley, 38, is doing time for heroin possession and prostitution.
She said: “Everyone will want a piece of her. It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan.
“Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it – even the guards.”
Haley also warned bisexual Lindsay of the jail’s lesbian gangs – and offered advice on how to avoid their clutches.
She said: “The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available.
“So if Lindsay doesn’t want someone to grab her ass she’d better keep her shirt on straight.
“Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren’t looking. It’s disgusting.”
Unless her new lawyer wins an 11th hour reprieve, Lohan must hand herself in to the authorities by midnight on July 20.
Jail overcrowding means she is likely to serve roughly 23 days of her 90-day sentence, most likely in the segregation unit for her own safety.
Haley added: “She’ll be segregated from the general population but where she’s going it is even worse. It’s the wing where the murderers are.
“I don’t think they will actually be able to get to her, but you never know. At the very least some of those hardcases will try to scare her. They’ll scream stuff to her from their cells.”
“I’ve been in segregation and it was rough. The lights are on the whole time. You hear people screaming all night long. The cells are filthy and kept brutally cold. You get one tiny blanket and that’s it.”
“There’s an infection going around now. You can barely sleep at night from all the coughing. And there are girls with body lice.”
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July 19th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
just what i was looking for
July 20th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Can’t believe she’s going to jail. Orange is not her color….
July 20th, 2010 at 10:15 pm
My mom thinks Lindsay is hot!
July 20th, 2010 at 11:50 pm
Celebrity’s thinks they can do whatever they want, now she pays the price.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:56 pm
hopefully she will be well spanked in prison.
July 21st, 2010 at 12:08 am
i’d sleep with her
July 21st, 2010 at 8:17 am
Great insights. I used to love Lindsay when she started out but with the recent troubles, I’ve had it with her. Sad shes going to jail.
July 21st, 2010 at 10:10 am
I used to be attracted to Lindsay right when she was at her prime but with the recent shenanigans, I’ve had it with her. Sad shes going to jail.
July 21st, 2010 at 2:11 pm
i heard lindsay gives good hummer
July 21st, 2010 at 2:18 pm
lindsay used to be hot but now she’s got duck lips
July 21st, 2010 at 3:44 pm
i’d like a piece of her myself…
July 22nd, 2010 at 1:04 pm
She commited an offence for that she has to be disciplined. She won’t serve the full sentence though but I’m sure a nice spanking from me would set her straight!
July 23rd, 2010 at 8:41 am
Doubt is jail ‘ll alleviate the girl. When i reckon she’s just going to be angrier than ever and moreover a very difficult girl. She may keep presenting this behavior over and over. or possibly probably she does it cause she frequently gets attention for it, and well, she definitely can’t get it done in the prison at this moment could she?
July 23rd, 2010 at 5:18 pm
didn’t she used to be somebody??
July 25th, 2010 at 9:12 am
Where do I have to go to get a piece of her?
July 25th, 2010 at 10:11 am
I’m not even in jail and I want a piece of her tasty fire crotch!
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August 1st, 2010 at 8:06 pm
Haha I don’t care what people say about her! I think Lilo is the finest, though that could just be because she has such a wonderful body!
August 1st, 2010 at 11:16 pm
i completely agree
August 16th, 2010 at 11:41 pm
who wouldnt want a piece of some crackhead?
September 5th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
I adore Lindsay! She’s so funny!