Britney Spears Died - News of Britney Spears death swept the Internet as fans of the troubled pop star heard of her fatal car accident and drug overdose.
Britney Spears just before her car accident:
Many believe Britney Spears died because her fans deserted her and she was despondent over losing her children to Kevin Federline in a brutal custody fight. Nothing could be further from the truth - Britney was just a bad driver and liked to do drugs and that’s what killed her.
Some say Britney was already dead before the accident:
Now that the news of Britney Spears dead due to car accident and drug overdose have been verified, fans are wondering how to get tickets to her funeral. Ticketmaster will handle the sales and her sons will receive all the money from the ticket sales.
With front row seats going for over $1,000 each, the funeral gross could easily top Britney Spears Blackout sales from her last album. And that’s pretty ironic, considering a drug overdose made her blackout and that’s how Britney Spears died in a car accident.
Britney Spear’s ghost appeared Halloween night:
Funeral services will be held at the Malibu Presbyterian Church.
Britney’s remains will be cremated because that way she’ll be hot forever.
And that’s the truth behind the news that Britney Spears died.
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November 2nd, 2007 at 12:24 am
I love dead girls, except the smell is a little worse than when they’re alive.
November 2nd, 2007 at 8:23 am
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November 2nd, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Guess the she didn’t have to worry about the long term effects of Doritos and Ice Cream after all. Just like Anna Nicole, white trash last week, white trash this week. Only difference is: this week she’s dead white trash. Hahahaha! Best laugh I had all day. Thanks.
November 5th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
so not funny
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:38 pm
omg. anna nicole is my girl.. don’t be talkin shit jeff. fuck off.
March 8th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Did spears really die or is this a joke? Cause if this is a joke it the worst one. Death is not a joke!!
March 8th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
well its about time she dies that britney deserved it
March 8th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
she was such a bitch!!!!!!
March 20th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
this is fake, and this is some kind of sick joke. this is not funny at all.
March 31st, 2008 at 5:08 pm
WHAT KIND OF SICK MAN WOULD PUT THIS ON THE WEB SHE OBVIOUSLY DIDN”T DIE KNOWING SHE IS STILL IN THE MEDIA AND ON HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER THE OTHER WEEK!!
April 1st, 2008 at 7:08 am
Joke post done six months ago before Britney wigged out…
May 4th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
britney spears you have beeen in a great mood and i’ve been a fan since i wsa 2 and people who r saying that your dead are lieing cheepskates and britney and your a good role model 2 me yor in a good place now and i understand why you did the things in your past and things change but please wear more cloths because there r kids out there that r 2,3,4yrs and older and they look up 2 please don’t let them say that about you
May 4th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
britney spears you have been in a great mood and i’ve been a fan since i wsa 2 and people who r saying that your dead are lieing cheepskates and britney and your a good role model 2 me yor in a good place now and i understand why you did the things in your past and things change but please wear more cloths because there r kids out there that r 2,3,4yrs and older and they look up 2 please don’t let them say that about you
May 4th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
people need 2 stop saying she’s dead she noit otherwise she would not be the person everyone is talkin about