Britney Spears Died – News of Britney Spears death swept the Internet as fans of the troubled pop star heard of her fatal car accident and drug overdose.
Britney Spears just before her car accident:
Many believe Britney Spears died because her fans deserted her and she was despondent over losing her children to Kevin Federline in a brutal custody fight. Nothing could be further from the truth – Britney was just a bad driver and liked to do drugs and that’s what killed her.
Some say Britney was already dead before the accident:
Now that the news of Britney Spears dead due to car accident and drug overdose have been verified, fans are wondering how to get tickets to her funeral. Ticketmaster will handle the sales and her sons will receive all the money from the ticket sales.
With front row seats going for over $1,000 each, the funeral gross could easily top Britney Spears Blackout sales from her last album. And that’s pretty ironic, considering a drug overdose made her blackout and that’s how Britney Spears died in a car accident.
Britney Spear’s ghost appeared Halloween night:
Funeral services will be held at the Malibu Presbyterian Church.
Britney’s remains will be cremated because that way she’ll be hot forever.
And that’s the truth behind the news that Britney Spears died.
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November 2nd, 2007 at 12:24 am
I love dead girls, except the smell is a little worse than when they’re alive.
November 2nd, 2007 at 8:23 am
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November 2nd, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Guess the she didn’t have to worry about the long term effects of Doritos and Ice Cream after all. Just like Anna Nicole, white trash last week, white trash this week. Only difference is: this week she’s dead white trash. Hahahaha! Best laugh I had all day. Thanks.
November 5th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
so not funny
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:38 pm
omg. anna nicole is my girl.. don’t be talkin shit jeff. fuck off.
March 8th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Did spears really die or is this a joke? Cause if this is a joke it the worst one. Death is not a joke!!
March 8th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
well its about time she dies that britney deserved it
March 8th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
she was such a bitch!!!!!!
March 20th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
this is fake, and this is some kind of sick joke. this is not funny at all.
March 31st, 2008 at 5:08 pm
WHAT KIND OF SICK MAN WOULD PUT THIS ON THE WEB SHE OBVIOUSLY DIDN”T DIE KNOWING SHE IS STILL IN THE MEDIA AND ON HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER THE OTHER WEEK!!
April 1st, 2008 at 7:08 am
Joke post done six months ago before Britney wigged out…
May 4th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
britney spears you have beeen in a great mood and i’ve been a fan since i wsa 2 and people who r saying that your dead are lieing cheepskates and britney and your a good role model 2 me yor in a good place now and i understand why you did the things in your past and things change but please wear more cloths because there r kids out there that r 2,3,4yrs and older and they look up 2 please don’t let them say that about you
May 4th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
britney spears you have been in a great mood and i’ve been a fan since i wsa 2 and people who r saying that your dead are lieing cheepskates and britney and your a good role model 2 me yor in a good place now and i understand why you did the things in your past and things change but please wear more cloths because there r kids out there that r 2,3,4yrs and older and they look up 2 please don’t let them say that about you
May 4th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
people need 2 stop saying she’s dead she noit otherwise she would not be the person everyone is talkin about
October 17th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Danm!! Is it true….
why her it should have been the ex husband……
why Britney man????
December 25th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
that britney ghost image is hot, I would do her big or small. Instead of imagining another woman I would just imagine her pre ked. lol
January 4th, 2009 at 4:32 am
i like britey very and want to friendship with her my call number
+923457835850
January 7th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
i dint know she died scarey
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:51 pm
You know we all have our problems but we are not famous. I think she needed to get the wild out of her system so stop being an ass leave the girl alone. Brit you are ok
December 22nd, 2009 at 3:28 am
IM NOT SURE IF SHE DIED OR NOT !!! IF SHE DID.. I’M SHOCKED SHE DIED IN HER EARLY AGE !!! BRITTENY SPEARS MADE HER LIFE TO BE LIVE OR DEATH SO SHE CHOICE DEATH BECAUSE SHE BEEN GOING THROUGH A LOT OF STRESS AND LOST HER TWO CUSTODY SONS THAT HER EX HUSBAND HAD RUINED HER LIFE FOR TAKING SOMETHING THAT SHE LOVES HER TWO SONS IN HER HEART THAT HE STOLEN FROM HER … THAT’S WHY SHE COULDN’T HANDLE NOT HAVING HER SONS AROUND AND SHE MADE HERSELF OVERDOES DRUGS AND COULDN’T LIVE ANY LONGER AND GOT INTO CAR ACCIDENT BY HER DRINKING WHICH SHE BEEN MISERABLE IN HER WHOLE LIFE BECAUSE OF HER STUPID EX-HUSBAND HAD STOLE HER SONS AWAY FROM HER THAT SHE LOVES THEM SO MUCH AND STOLE EVERYTHING THAT SHE OWN THAT HER EX-HUSBAND TOOK AWAY FROM HER AND HER HEART BEEN TORE APART….. HER EX-HUSBAND AND HER ONLY BEEN MARRIED NOT VERY LONG AND HE MARRIED HER FOR MONEY AND GOT DIVORCED SO QUICK SO HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED AND USE HER … THAT’S WRONG OF THE ASSHOLE EX-HUSBAND STOLEN FROM HER AND DESTORYED HER LIFE …
May 8th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Too bad so sad.
May 16th, 2010 at 12:06 am
I won’t get angry at this, as i half expected it. What with it being the internet. This isn’t the first person to lie about her being dead. Though joking about death has it’s own punishment.
May 16th, 2010 at 12:28 am
How is it funny if someone dies? Would you laugh if your parents died?
May 16th, 2010 at 12:30 am
I won’t get angry at this, as i half expected it. What with it being the internet. This isn’t the first person to lie about her being dead. Though joking about death has it’s own punishment.
June 28th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
jkhukj
June 28th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
wtrtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
July 3rd, 2010 at 11:38 am
its just as well she was getting fat and ugly