Tom Brady Suspended – Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has been suspended for four games after failing a random drug test for steroids and Brady’s suspension could end their Super Bowl dream.
Radio shock jocks Opie and Anthony trumpeted “Tom Brady suspended!” on their morning radio show and the Brady failed steroids drug test story was picked up by the Associated Press.
If you remember, Anthony and Opie were involved in the promo stunt where they encouraged listeners to have sex in St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York and they got suspended for that prank. The Tom Brady steroids suspension stunt is even better!
It turns out that Tom Brady’s steroid use was revealed by angry ex-girlfriend Bridget Monahan who Brady dumped while pregnant, so he could hook up with supermodel Gisele Bundchen, who allegedly also took steroids to increase her breast size.
The Tom Brady suspended story took on new life when new girlfriend Gisele Bundchen was allegedly caught at Boston’s airport with steroids in her panties, which she claimed belonged to Tom. Unclear if she was referring to her panties or the drugs, TSA quickly opened an investigation.
Alert Homeland Security officials quickly strip searched Gisele and got to the bottom of the Brady steroids connection, which they proceeded to photograph from every angle.
After rolling over on lover Tom Brady to save her skin and avoid further exposure in the steroids scandal, Gisele Bundchen was given a a good spanking and told to stay out of Boston because the New England Patriots claim she’s sapping Tom Brady’s strength and that’s why he allegedly failed a random NFL drug test for steroid use.
Gisele poutingly agreed to go back to modeling where she belongs. Tom Brady has no comment at this time on the alleged steroids use or reports of his failed drug test.
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