Tom Brady Suspended – Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has been suspended for four games after failing a random drug test for steroids and Brady’s suspension could end their Super Bowl dream.
Radio shock jocks Opie and Anthony trumpeted “Tom Brady suspended!” on their morning radio show and the Brady failed steroids drug test story was picked up by the Associated Press.
If you remember, Anthony and Opie were involved in the promo stunt where they encouraged listeners to have sex in St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York and they got suspended for that prank. The Tom Brady steroids suspension stunt is even better!
It turns out that Tom Brady’s steroid use was revealed by angry ex-girlfriend Bridget Monahan who Brady dumped while pregnant, so he could hook up with supermodel Gisele Bundchen, who allegedly also took steroids to increase her breast size.
The Tom Brady suspended story took on new life when new girlfriend Gisele Bundchen was allegedly caught at Boston’s airport with steroids in her panties, which she claimed belonged to Tom. Unclear if she was referring to her panties or the drugs, TSA quickly opened an investigation.
Alert Homeland Security officials quickly strip searched Gisele and got to the bottom of the Brady steroids connection, which they proceeded to photograph from every angle.
After rolling over on lover Tom Brady to save her skin and avoid further exposure in the steroids scandal, Gisele Bundchen was given a a good spanking and told to stay out of Boston because the New England Patriots claim she’s sapping Tom Brady’s strength and that’s why he allegedly failed a random NFL drug test for steroid use.
Gisele poutingly agreed to go back to modeling where she belongs. Tom Brady has no comment at this time on the alleged steroids use or reports of his failed drug test.
And that’s the latest news on Tom Brady Suspended.
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November 6th, 2007 at 11:18 am
What I would like to know is how long you guys believed this hoax:
http://www.pollsb.com/polls/poll/3597/the-tom-brady-drug-suspension-hoax-sweeps-the-nation
November 6th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
An NFL suspension is exactly what Tom Brady deserves for all this steroid abuse.
That’ll give Peyton Manning a chance at hanging on to the NFL single-season touchdown mark!
November 6th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Linger Longer!
November 6th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Ramone get this gentlemen a steroid riddled baby…. FRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNKISSSSSSSSS
November 6th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Apparently Tom Brady knows substance abuse will get you all the hot models and actresses you can handle…
Gisele Bundchen does steroids to make her boobs bigger? They already look pretty big in those pics!!
That one of Gisele naked and bent over is my new screensaver…LOL!
November 6th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
So it’s all a prank?
Geez! You guys and your naked pics disgust me!
Just because Tom Bardy is famous doesn’t give you the right to say all those awful things about him and who even cares if his girlfriend is hot or not!
Those big boobs will be down to her navel in ten years time anyway…
November 6th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Opie & Anthony rule!
How cool is it that this hoax became such a huge news story?
And nice twist on it with the Gisele pics and steroid bust. That one left me ROTFLMAO!!
And Donna, take a friggin chill pill honey. Guys love nude pics of hot chicks. Always have and always will….
November 6th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
How stupid are you people? You think if it were true, it would first be reported by these two idiots?
November 6th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
she can suck on my roid anytime
November 6th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Hey, Love Sports Babes — If Opie & Anthony are Dumb and Dumber, you are Dumbest. The trouble with that kind of story is that columns like this pick it up and repeat it and soon they have a life of their own. Would making up a story about, say, Bill Gates being arrested for child molesting be a riot? Or, how about a story the death of a certain mayor in Boston? This kind of crap just gets people hurt and only nitwits find it to be entertainment.
November 6th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Hey OpieAndAnthonieSuck — Agree with your sentiment. The clowns claimed that the story was coming from ESPN though…more, they’ve got a history of this moronic behavior. The mayor of Boston wasn’t amused in the least when those two reported that his wife had been killed. It takes a real mental midget to find that amusing.
November 6th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
heh heh . You know Opie got a good laugh from this and it shows just how awful the media is. Check your facts you horse’s patooties !
November 6th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
Gee Helen,
Thought it was pretty obvious this was a news parody post.
Let me quote:
“Alert Homeland Security officials quickly strip searched Gisele and got to the bottom of the Brady steroids connection, which they proceeded to photograph from every angle.
After rolling over on lover Tom Brady to save her skin and avoid further exposure in the steroids scandal, Gisele Bundchen was given a a good spanking and told to stay out of Boston…”
Come on now Helen!
Everyone knows that you don’t use the word “alert” to describe Homeland Security officials.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
Hey MM, get your facts straight. O&A NEVER reported that the wife of the Mayor of Boston passed away.
November 6th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
ok lit me start with saying that this is STUPID. Thats right Tom brady Is NOT suspended!! Dont you think if Brady was suspended then the NFL.com, ESPN.com, NFL network or any other nfl channel or website would publish the best player in the NFL being suspened.Ya they would this is just a bunch of crap worked up by the colts fans because brady and the patriots beat them and Brady has 32 on his way to 60 touchdowns. WOW time to relize PATS are better. Brady will be back week 11 and no that is only because he has the week off for a bye. See the colts again in playoffs.
November 7th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I think it was “make something up Tuesday” wasn’t it?
Linger longerrrrr
November 7th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
You know what? Opie and Anthony are f*cking hysterical for pulling this off again. Not because it gets the press all in a frenzy, but because it causes so many people to look so stupid when they run around telling everyone they know that Brady was suspended. This just goes to show how stupid and pathetic the grand majority of people in this country are. You all believe anything that you read or see on the news simply because you are unable to think or percieve anything for yourselves because you’ve all become Lemmings in line going through the motions every day. The media owns all of you… keep eating that slop and help the matrix thrive.
November 7th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
TOM BRADY IS FUCKING HOT
and he is amazing whether he did steroids or not.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:29 am
I wish Tom Brady would give me a good spanking!
January 21st, 2008 at 12:16 pm
It’s only a prank guys!! Don’t take it so seriously
February 9th, 2009 at 9:03 am
i love her tits
March 26th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
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