Lindsay Lohan Opens Car Wash – Perpetual party animal and rehab escapee Lindsay Lohan has decided to earn an honest living by opening a car wash in a seedy section of Hollywood.

Aided by pals Catwoman and Wonderwoman, Lindsay is literally cleaning up.

The car wash venture taps two under-served markets: homeless people who live in their cars and Hollywood celebrities who can actually drive.
The car wash venture’s surprise success has left Lindsay sitting pretty.
The Hollywood car wash plans to add valet parking.
Also in the works are live entertainment in the customer waiting area.

And in-house tanning booths for those in need of some sun.

A new car showroom will display all the latest models.

The checkout area still needs some work, barely passing a close inspection.
The ownership group has big plans to rundown more customers.

The venture is bound to be a huge success and put Lindsay back on top.

And that’s the latest news on Lindsay Lohan opens car wash.
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December 30th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
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December 31st, 2007 at 1:27 am
thats some seriously funny shit!!!
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:07 am
y does everone got a proplem with her
January 9th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Love that pic of Lindsay Lohan with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton!
They all look positively demented…
March 27th, 2009 at 9:15 am
hehehe…this is a hilarious post, I favorited your blog and added your feed.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Lindsay can wax my hot rod all night long in that slutty outfit!
April 17th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
LINDSAY LOHAN IS THE BEST OF THE YEARS,IS BEAUTIFUL,HAVE FANS IN LATINOAMERICA,AND IN VENEZUELA TO ME IS THE BEST, I LOVE YOU LINDSAY