Wine Bra - Pics of the wine rack bra, the latest undergrament sensation that adds two cup sizes to your sports bra by hiding a bottle of wine inside polyurethane bags hidden within.Â
The wine bra is pefect for sporting events, allowing you to slowly sip the wine out of the wine rack bra through a three-foot long tube, and thereby keep up with your date who’s probably wearing one of these beer hats that serve the same purpose.
Marketed as a way to avoid buying overpriced wine at concerts, sporting events, etc., the wine rack bra turns a B-cup into a D-cup, at least until your date is too drunk to notice your shrinking cup size.
The wine bra sells for $29.95 at firebox.com. Simply slip it on, fill up the hooter-enhancing bladder with wine or whatever and wear it under your regular clothes. Then feel free to indulge in a bit of stealth drinking via the Wine Rack’s adjustable drinking tube.
No word on the effect of having all that cold wine against your nipples for several hours or the sudden rush when you do a discreet refill…
And that’s the latest news on a girl’s best friend, the “Wine Rack” bra or wine bra.
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