They Tried To Make Me Go To Jihad - Funny video takeoff on the Rehab song made famous by Amy Winehouse, except this time it’s all about the Jihad baby.

They Tried To Make Me Go To Jihad Lyrics:

They tried to make me go to Jihad
I said, no, no, no
They said here’s your back pack
I gave it right back
Said, whoa, whoa, whoa

Allah says it’s time
But I am young and in my prime

They tried to make me go to Jihad
I said, no, no, no

Id like to live to reach old age
I guess those virgin girls can wait
And Osama…
Osama’s been trying to reach me
He called twice last week
And three times yesterday

I didn’t show up for car bomb class
Because I was in my cave
Downloading Lindsay Lohan’s ass

They tried to make me go to Jihad
I said, no, no, no
I’d make a huge mess
With this dynamite vest
So, no, no, no

I might miss my mom
And I’m not a human bomb
They tried to make me go to Jihad
I won’t go, go, go

They Tried To Make Me Go To Jihad Video:
  

And that’s the funny takeoff on the Amy Winehouse song “Rehab”, called They Tried To Make Me Go To Jihad